A manufactured companion - accompanied by its own umbilical cord inspired strap to keep itself attached to the human host who bears it, and a leather keepsake which Artificial Offspring has sacrificed it’s embodiment to keep your items safe inside itself. This shoulder bag features a nylon strap with Stainless Steel chain hardware between the strap and the baby. On Artificial Offspring’s backside, a lambskin leather pouch extrudes from the hole on the baby’s back where a zipper allows the human host to store items inside the baby’s storage feature, keeping your items safe.